According to this, even galaxies practice birth control. Galactic birth control may be due to intense bursts of energy from black holes which heat the surrounding gases preventing condensation – which is how stars are born. Black holes act as “cosmic contraception.” All those innocent baby stars denied their right to life. Operation Rescue is working on a fund raising drive to blast protesters armed with messages of “Save the Stars” posters into the heavens.
According to this death test, I have less than 4% chance of dying in 4 years. In order to take the test you need to be at least 50 years old. I am nearly two decades away from establishing this benchmark. When I do, I hope to still pay my bills, take a shower without issue, and never own a chair heavier than I can lift.