You Decide …

I overheard the following while walking home tonight:

“Tranquility is yuppie.” said the punk in the Deftones Tshirt

“The only way you can see the dream is to be asleep.” said the man referring to Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.’s infamous dream speech

Niro Just Got Signed to a Major Label

The latest Armageddon propaganda from the American Family Association: [unedited]

Here is what we can expect if the liberals win:

  • Amnesty for 12,000,000 illegal immigrants.
  • A push to make homosexual marriage and polygamy legal in all 50 states.
  • Only liberal judges will be appointed. They will create laws to implement the social agenda liberals cannot get passed through the legislative process.
  • Liberals will make the killing of the unborn more difficult to stop.
  • Liberals will continue to try to rid our society of Christian influence, including any reference to God in our Pledge and on our currency.
  • A return to the “Fairness Doctrine” in broadcasting where opposing views must be given equal time. Every conservative talk show host will be forced to give a liberal equal time on every issue. The purpose of this rule will be to shut down conservative talk shows.
  • An increase in taxes to push new social programs.
  • Passing a new “hate crimes” law making it illegal to refer to homosexuality in a negative manner.
  • Liberals will give terrorists from other countries who try to kill Americans the same rights American citizens enjoy under our constitution.
  • We will withdraw from Iraq, sending the message to the terrorists that if they will just be patient they can win and bring their terrorist acts to the U.S.

Menstruation, Chimpanzees, & Good Women

According to this recently released study, women dress sexier when they are at their fertile peak. They wear skirts and “fringy scarfs” instead of bloaty sweats and baggy t-shirts.

Much like our not-so-distant cousins, the chimpanzee, women metaphorically display their fertile swollen genitals by wearing cute accessories paired with low cut blouses.

Is the model to the left at her fertile peak?

In other fashion news: Chan Marshall sells out.

The Last Frontier

According to this, even galaxies practice birth control. Galactic birth control may be due to intense bursts of energy from black holes which heat the surrounding gases preventing condensation – which is how stars are born. Black holes act as “cosmic contraception.” All those innocent baby stars denied their right to life. Operation Rescue is working on a fund raising drive to blast protesters armed with messages of “Save the Stars” posters into the heavens.