Escaping the Inevitable

According to the death test, I have less than 4% chance of dying in 4 years. In order to take the test you need to be at least 50 years old. I am nearly two decades away from establishing this benchmark. When I do, I hope to still pay my bills, take a shower without issue, and never own a chair heavier than I can lift.

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