Cheesy Rhymes With Sleazy

The latest One Million Moms initiative to save our innocent teenage sons.

Jessica Simpson popping pizza bites into a prepubescent boy’s wanting mouth is sexually suggestive. A woman’s body is used provocatively to entice young men to buy a product. This is defined not as sexually explicit, but rather a calmer sexually suggestive. Please be polite.

The official email action alert below:

February 24, 2006

Ask Pizza Hut to drop the ‘cheesy’ Jessica Simpson ad

Pizza Hut is currently airing a commercial featuring a sensually-dressed Jessica Simpson serving Pizza Hut’s new Cheesy Bites pizza. As she places one of the bites into a teen-age boy’s mouth, he faints.

Although not sexually explicit, Pizza Hut chose to use a sexually suggestive theme aimed at young teenagers. They shamefully directed the provocative Simpson to use her body to entice a young teen-age boy.

The ad is not sexually explicit, but it is very sexually suggestive. If you choose not to view the ad, simply move on to the action steps. If you do choose to view the ad, click here.

Here is what we are asking you to do. Please send your letter by clicking below. Then, and this is very important, please call Pizza Hut and ask them to pull the ad. Their regular number is 972-338-7700. A call here, which costs about 25 cents, is most effective. However, here is a toll-free number you can use: 1-800-948-8488

Here is what we are asking you to say to Pizza Hut when they answer the call: “I’m calling to ask that Pizza Hut please pull the ad featuring Jessica Simpson. This is not the message we want to be sending to our young teenage boys. Thank you for considering my request.” You may want to call your local Pizza Hut using the same message. Please be polite.

Escaping the Inevitable


According to this death test, I have less than 4% chance of dying in 4 years. In order to take the test you need to be at least 50 years old. I am nearly two decades away from establishing this benchmark. When I do, I hope to still pay my bills, take a shower without issue, and never own a chair heavier than I can lift.

I’d like …

, a two comma salary ,

 Today the President released his 2007 Fiscal Year Budget Request. The winners?

Abstinence and defense. A true multilateral strategy on terror, freedom, and fear. Defending the home front is neither cheap nor easy.

Sanctioning repressive regimes is expensive:

  • abstinence only until marriage programs increased to $204 million
  • flat funding of $50 million for Title V and $283 million for Title X family planning services
  • abstinence only until marriage programs increased to $204 million

This includes the expressed desire of giving $4.5 million for abstinence program evaluations each year.

Policing and defending the sancity of virginity is an expensive business.

  • a request of $250 million for healthy marriages and strengthening fathering initiative

This year’s Superbowl ads were filled with misogyny, violence, and edible objectification. The models as meat was incredible in its blatant try-and-critique-me taunt. It is becoming too sad and too easy to point out the wrongs. Dismissing the absurd, ignoring the gaping wound, deny the backwards backlash are a few strategies I’ve chosen to adopt this week. Watching Rome burn is next week’s goal.