Freedom is Sexy

Those lucky few that could afford to attend the multiple Inauguration Balls, were privy to the Freedom Martini.

A tasty drink signifying the buzz word of the week.

The “Freedom” martini:

1. Blue curaao
2. Vodka
3. Vermouth
4. A raspberry (if you lean to the right) or a blueberry (if you swing to the left)

Now that you’ve experienced what freedom tastes like, let your ears hear the latest revolution.

It is refreshing to know that as we experience life in the 21st century, the technological possibilities that improve our quality of life are endless.


Jenna Jameson, best selling author of How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale, is now penetrating the Latin American “Moantone” market. Partnering with Wicked Wireless Jenna describes why moans are a multicultural bridge:

“We’ll provide [moantones] in the universal language of sexy sighs recognized around the world but with our own personal touch. The technology is way beyond most of us, but the bottom line is that you’ll able to hear the other Jenna’s Web Girls moan and me when your phone starts to ring. We’ll also provide audio content in Spanish plus photos and text features.”

Living in the 21st century is even better than I could have imagined! Now when I’m walking through the grocery store, riding the bus, or standing in line ordering my coffee I can hear sexy sighs and orgasmic yelps from the stranger behind me.

But what happens when two people download the same moantone and by sheer coincidence their phones ring at the same time? Will the signified tone be understood by the right owner? Will the owner recognize their ringing object?

Blurring the lines between public spaces and private moments can only lead to bridging cultural barriers.

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