1. Miss Educated
But of course! She’s young, rich, Republican, and a member of the Bush royalty. Barbara helped plan the concert “America’s Future Rocks” – a pre-inaugural event this week. Such super star performers as: Hilary Duff, Ryan Cabrera, Ruben Studdard, JoJo, 3 Doors Down, and Fuel were all rocking for America’s future. Lucious activities such as skateboarding, teaching science to girls (take that Mr. Summers!), and tons of informational literature regarding the White House’s Faith Based and Community Initiatives. Apparently a DJ even threw Girl Scout cookies to the crowd. Rawk!
Punk is not dead. Punk is not dead. Punk is not dead.
3. Bikini Kill
If you don’t want to get your Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit edition:
Join .8% of the others who demand sports in their Sports Illustrated.
4. A Change of Heart?
Norma McCorvey, aka Jane Roe, has asked the Supreme Court to overturn Roe v Wade on grounds that it hurts women and their unborn babies.
Keep your enemies close.