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Wal-Mart comes out of the closet

Posted in sexuality on October 27, 2006 | Leave a Comment »

The latest skirmish in the battle to destroy the institution of marriage. Unedited for all its intentions.

Dear virginia,

When Wal-Mart announced their support for the homosexual agenda a few weeks ago, they meant what they said. You will remember that Wal-Mart asked for, and received, permission to join the National Gay and Lesbian Chamber of Commerce (NGLCC). The company announced they were giving two large grants to NGLCC. The world’s largest retailer was rewarded with a position on the board of NGLCC. Wal-Mart also announced they would give preference to homosexual-owned businesses in purchasing products.

Justin Nelson, president of NGLCC, said he expects Wal-Mart to use its influence to pressure suppliers like P&G, Johnson & Johnson, and Gillette to give homosexual businesses preferential treatment. Wal-Mart is also working on a plan to provide domestic-partnership benefits to homosexual employee “partners.” The NGLCC is a leading promoter of homosexual marriage.

A quick search for books sold by Wal-Mart found the following related to the promotion of homosexual marriage:

* What God Has Joined Together: The Christian Case for Gay Marriage
* Gay Marriage: Why It Is Good for Gay, Good for Straights, and Good for America
* Legalizing Gay Marriage
* Why You Should Give a -amn about Gay Marriage
* Civil Wars: A Battle for Gay Marriage
* Gay Marriage and Democracy: Equality for All
* Defending Same-Sex Marriage
* Why Marriage Matters: America, Equality, and Gay People’s Right to Marry
* Gay Marriage, Real Life: Ten Stories of Love and Family

A quick search of Wal-Mart’s website turned up the following number of items for sale:

Gay – 1148
Lesbian – 468
Transgender – 40
Bisexual – 38
Gay Marriage – 26

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You Decide …

Posted in mundane life on October 27, 2006 | Leave a Comment »

I overheard the following while walking home tonight:

“Tranquility is yuppie.” – said the punk in the Deftones Tshirt

“The only way you can see the dream is to be asleep.” – said the man referring to Dr. Martin Luther King’s infamous dream speech

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South Dakota Blogger on Abortion Referendum

Posted in abortion, krazy konservatives, politics on October 15, 2006 | Leave a Comment »

A nice synopsis of the political atmosphere surrounding the abortion ban in South Dakota. He seems rather calm considering the stakes but he clearly states that Republicans have had to deal with the political ramifications for such an extreme and unjust law.

As a person who hails from the great state of South Dakota, I can only hope that he is right about voters concerns about the true language of the law. South Dakotans are too conservative for such a radical idea. And the accent makes me nostalgic.

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Niro Just Got Signed to a Major Label

Posted in krazy konservatives on October 13, 2006 | Leave a Comment »

The latest Armageddon propaganda from the American Family Association: [unedited]

Here is what we can expect if the liberals win:
  • Amnesty for 12,000,000 illegal immigrants.
  • A push to make homosexual marriage and polygamy legal in all 50 states.
  • Only liberal judges will be appointed. They will create laws to implement the social agenda liberals cannot get passed through the legislative process.
  • Liberals will make the killing of the unborn more difficult to stop.
  • Liberals will continue to try to rid our society of Christian influence, including any reference to God in our Pledge and on our currency.
  • A return to the “Fairness Doctrine” in broadcasting where opposing views must be given equal time. Every conservative talk show host will be forced to give a liberal equal time on every issue. The purpose of this rule will be to shut down conservative talk shows.
  • An increase in taxes to push new social programs.
  • Passing a new “hate crimes” law making it illegal to refer to homosexuality in a negative manner.
  • Liberals will give terrorists from other countries who try to kill Americans the same rights American citizens enjoy under our constitution.
  • We will withdraw from Iraq, sending the message to the terrorists that if they will just be patient they can win and bring their terrorist acts to the U.S.

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Menstruation, Chimpanzees, & Good Woman

Posted in fashion, menstruation, sexuality on October 12, 2006 | Leave a Comment »

According to this recently released study, women dress sexier when they are at their fertile peak. They wear skirts and “fringy scarfs” instead of bloaty sweats and baggy t-shirts.

Much like our not-so-distant cousins, the chimpanzee, women metaphorically display their fertile swollen genitals by wearing cute accessories paired with low cut blouses.

Is the model to the left at her fertile peak?

In other fashion news: Chan Marshall sells out.

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The Last Frontier

Posted in birth control, fun, mundane life on October 5, 2006 | Leave a Comment »

According to this, even galaxies practice birth control. Galactic birth control may be due to intense bursts of energy from black holes which heat the surrounding gases preventing condensation – which is how stars are born. Black holes act as “cosmic contraception”. All those innocent baby stars denied their right to life. Operation Rescue is working on a fund raising drive to blast protesters armed with messages of “Save the Stars” posters into the heavens.

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